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theotherpope:

I love this running gag of Xena getting Callisto out the way by throwing a whole load of rocks at her.

Like, all the time.

Callisto’s here? Let’s find an unstable roof/cliff/rock ledge and lure her underneath. She’ll never guess.

And it always works! EVEN WHEN SHE KNOWS IT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!

jumpthethunder:

"Gimme an A! A! Gimme an R! R! Gimme an S! S! Gimme an E! E! Whata ya got?"

Arse. Meg, you’ve got arse. Not Ares.

Lols

dagninexgf:

Gabrielle: “So…you’re going to use your mentors wisdom, to harness the power to kill 100,000 men on purpose. That’s the plan?”
Xena: “Yep, that’s the plan.”
Gabrielle: “You don’t think you’re going to feel a little bit guilty about this later on?”
Xena: “Guilty? Nah, in fact I’ll bet you we never even mention it again.”
Gabrielle: “Okay, just checking.”